10. The Random Name Game – If you answer the phone like I do, then this is a game for you. You can answer by saying, “Thanks for calling _____, my name is Jimmy, how may I help your ass today?” Obviously my name isn't Jimmy, therefore being funny. It doesn't sound funny but try it. Another version is just yelling that your name is something in the middle of work. I usually yell, “My name is MIKE JONES!!!!”

9. Repeat Game – Usually a very quick game, but nonetheless funny. Whenever someone says they're going to do something, you ask a question repeating the exact same thing they just said. Here's an example. When someone says, “I'm going to use the internet to visit www.thedavisbros.com .” You would say, “ What are you going to use the internet for?” Hilarity ensues. Another version would to have someone repeat something as many times as you can.

8. Random Hi Fives – Uhhhh, basically you would just give people random hi fives. When they ask why, you say because you're random. That's all.

7. The Lurker Game – You just wait in the lurks. You just stand behind someone until they notice you. I'm not so sure why this one is so fun. A lot of times you can scare people by just standing there. People are somewhat stupid. And get scared. Sometimes they are stupid because they are easily scared.

6. The Literal Game – Not really a long game. Basically when someone says something, tell them it's not feasible. “Brian, I need you to work your ass off.” “Sorry man, I'd rather keep my ass. I use it for pooping,” and such like that.

5.  The elbow – There's nothing really anything else you can call this. It's really, really weird. I guess that's why I do it.  Just go up to someone and grab the “fat” on their elbow. It feels strange. If you wanna mix it up then you can pull on it after you get ahold of it.

4. Messing with customers – Just messing with customers. It's as easy as that. They'll usually believe anything you'll tell them. Two instances: When someone asks for Creed I tell them we deemed them too horrible to actually sell in the store, and when asked for a movie, I tell people it would be riiiiight under that sign and point to appliances. Oh how easy it is to mess with people.

3. The PA System – Just using the PA system for shenanigans is awesome. The most common page from me is paging someone to where they already are. Yeah, it doesn't seem funny, but it is. Imagine someone is at customer service helping a customer then they hear someone over the PA system, so they stop talking to the customer and find out they're being paged to where they are. It's hilarity I tell you. Also, paging someone to a non-existent place is great. I once paged a young man named Jeromy to the Samuel L. Jackson section. It was while he was helping a “disgruntled” customer. Also sometimes Mike Jones has a call on line 7814 (also non-existent.)

2.  Punchcock – Ahhhh, the little known game of punchcock. You don't punch people in the cock. I know you're going to want to go out and try this one right away, but I repeat… DO NOT PUNCH ANYBODY'S COCK RIGHT AWAY!!!! The game of punchcock is where you act like you're going to punch someone's cock. Get creative. Go for a high five then go in for the punchcock. Sneak up, jump to the other side of them and do it. The first rule is you can't touch them. The second is after about 4-5 times of not flinching (If you're doing it well…) you actually punch or kick them in the cock. It's just fair. We don't want to deem you gay, and actually want guys touching you in the penis region.

1. The Hiding Game – You call someone's name then you hide. If you can, watch them so you can see their face as they look for you. “Why is this so funny?” you might ask. I would answer with, “I dunno, it just is.” Why this one made number 1 is because you can do it just about anywhere and just about anybody. I must say though, the elderly are the best people to do it to.

That's all for my top ten things to do at work. Have fun doing them and tell me how they worked at your place of employment. TFJ out!